Dear Internet Connection:
We meet again you horrible piece of crap. How dare you just stop and die while I'm in the middle of an episode of Bones? How do you "lose" a connection when all the cords are plugged in? Answer me that. I've paid my bill (I still say you're over-priced for the bullshit I put up with some days), I click on the little icon and you're supposed to, you know, work. And then when I "fix" your issues, you tell me the problem is fixed and to restart my system. Really? I just want to relax a bit with my kitty and you pull this on me?
Please tell me the reason for this technology if you can't handle the job you retard.
Love, Kisses, and Two Middle Fingers,