Dear Internet Connection:
I just wanted to tell you how much I love it when I try to leave a comment on a fellow blogger's post you reset my connection once I've hit the "post comment" button. After I've typed a small novel.
Excuse me? What the hell did you need to reset, you retard? I was already connected, browsing at my will. And then you decide to "reset" my connection so that after all my hard work, my comment is possibly lost? Into the black void of computer-land? Screw you. And the horse you rode in on.
Love, Kisses, and the Finger,
To Jewels, if you read this, here is the comment I attempted to post on your latest post regarding your open auditions for friends (since at the moment, I have no way of knowing if it actually went through . . . if it did, I'm sure it's slightly changed as I re-typed it):
If I didn't live 3000 miles away, I would sign myself up. But alas, long distance relationships never work, so I will take myself out of the running. Besides, I hate getting called on my shit (not that I'm crazy about calling others on theirs either), and I don't drink. Plus, it seems that we have a similar taste in men, therefore I could see us killing each other over said men, which would make it all a moot point if we actually did kill each other. However, I insist that you write your stories on here, so that I may live vicariously through you. Don't forget to include your dark twisted sense of humor, as I'm pretty sure we share that, too. I wish you the best of luck on your friend search endeavor. :o)
Seriously, I hit "post comment", I get a notice on my browser saying the connection was reset, and I click on your link and I'm taken to GoDaddy.com. That shit is so random, it's just freaky. One day I can click your link and be taken to you, other days, it takes me to GoDaddy. That's just some weird shit. Oh, please don't think I'm mad at you, for I'm pretty sure the fault of the linkage issues isn't actually your doing. Next time I will copy/paste my comment before hitting any buttons just in case my browser pulls it's random idiocracy again. It's like the third time my browser did something retarded. Annoying. As. Hell. I had to restart my computer like three times to get stuff to work right.
Man, how I love technology.