Friday, April 29, 2011

April Blogging Challenge: Y is for Why??

Dear Mother Nature:

Why do you insist on toying with us? You give us sunshine for a day then you take it away again.

Why do you deem it necessary to throw more snow on the ground? You do realize it's nearly May, right?

Why must the rain keep falling? It's back the kind of muddy slop that it's far to easy to go kersplat in. You know, the kind of slop that you fall face first into. Although it's not two feet deep all around anymore - that am thankful for.

Why must you blow the wind so hard? Twelve hours and two showers later, I'm still plucking hay from my eyeballs. And thanks to said wind, I also involuntarily ate my fair share of fiber this morning in the form of the alfalfa and grass hays that you blew straight at me. Think of the cows, Mother Nature, I don't want them to starve.

Why can't you make up bi-polar mind?

That begs the question - who did not give Mother Nature her happy pills?!

In conclusion, Mother Nature, it's not just me that's complaining here. You dropped record amounts of snow in the Midwest and the northeast. You just sent countless tornadoes through the south wiping out cities left and right. You've basically flooded the west. And that's just the US. I'm quite sure there are citizens from other countries who have a few complaints of their own. We kindly request that you get back on your happy pills and bring us some freakin' sunshine.

Or we're going to start getting really crabby.

Thank you so much for your time.

Hugs and Kisses,

J.Day (and consequently countless other citizens of Earth)

1 comment:

  1. I wish mother nature would make up her mind too...I'm tired of all this rain!


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